Posted by
BmanIII on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 11:40:28 AM
Dateline – March 11, 2008 – Thornton, CO80601
Announcement of the DNC Debates Coming to Smellrose Place
We are pleased to announce that the final preparations are being made to bring the DNC sponsored debates to Smellrose Place.
We are ecstatic to announce that one of the moderators will be none other than the Rev. Al Sharpton.
Other possibilities include, but have not been finalized, Keith Olberman and Chris Matthews.
The location hasn’t been worked out yet. We are trying to secure enough parking spaces at “The Church of Obama.” Security is going to be provided by “Killer.” “He Who References Himself on the Huff n Puff” (HWRH) will be providing transportation on his bicycle built for two and it will give him another chance to wear that pretty blue hat he did not give back to the U.N. Food will be supplied by Robert’s Nuclear Powered Hot Dog Cart and served by Pancho-rio. We think his specialty is tacos. We can’t wait.
Entertainment will be provided by The Immortal One, if she is not passed out, and Animal Female. Gay Bar Beer will be served by “Swill Will” and his new found friend, “NYDoggie-doo.” The Purple P!mp Palace and the Girls with 4 Inch Heels will also be “performing.” They are offering a special for that day.
We are accepting donations up until the event. Your can pop-tops can be turned in to Zip-Dee-Dooh-Da up until the day of the event.
We think momma lib will be back from the zoo by then and will be the Master of Ceremonies. We hear she is on her way to a full, and we mean full, recovery.
GunnyG, onceamarine, BrianR, SSGT and all the others have finally stopped laughing and are on their way back to a full recovery. But we did hear that they have asked to never be considered for any other U.N. missions in Smellrose Place. This is understandable.
Well, that’s about all for now. Not much going on in Smellrose Place since momma lib was taken away.
Keep checking for the actual dates and feel free to submit questions that you would like asked of our candidates
And another day comes to a close in Smellrose Place.
© 2008 BmanIII