Posted by
BmanIII on Friday, March 07, 2008 1:12:05 AM
Dateline – March 5-6, 2008 Thornton, CO.
UFO Investigation
Completed….
Now that the investigation is complete we can report the
findings on the recent UFO sightings over Smellrose
Place.
It was determined that it was not an Unidentified Flying
Object.
It was however, UNIDENTIFIED FUPA OVERHANG. In fact, it was the most UFO that has ever been
seen by mankind in one place. The most
compelling evidence was the fact that momma lib (the old retired educator) and
Rosie was in the same place at the same time. And the fact that the U.N. confirmed they were assisting in the official
“Official Momma Lib & Rosie Evac Plan.”
Now that it has been resolved Smellrose Place can begin to
get back to normal with the aid of the U.N.’s newly formed division, with a
grant from the U.S. taxpayers, called The United Nations Smellrose Place Economical
Wonderful Incentive for Nothing, or UN-SPEWIN for short.
Preliminary plans call for funds to be used by Marc Mode,
the Gay Designer to establish “The Velvet Goldmine - Designs by Marc Mode.” An upscale boutique. And for “The Navy Pilot” to open “Wobbie’s
Purple P!mp Palace” featuring Candy and Muffin, the two off springs of The Navy
Pilot.” There is even talk of Roberts
Nuclear Powered Hot Dog Cart expanding into the area, if he receives approval
to accept food stamps.
There are also plans to establish a “Welcome Wagon Box” with
stainless steel staples and maybe even glue if the funds hold out. This will be made available for the influx of
new residents that have been coming into Smellrose
Place lately.
And if things go really, really well “Swill Will” will be
opening a gay bar serving Gay Bar Beer and 2% Lattes. We can’t wait.
But that is OK; it will make the monthly BBQ’s more
interesting. And momma lib (the old
retired educator) and “The Immortal One” (TIO) will have more pickin’s for
their mutual enjoyment.
Sadly, there is no word yet on the condition of momma lib
and Rosie as of press time. Hopefully
with the new residents coming in we can sell enough cans to get bus fare for Animal
Female to make the trip to the zoo to check on them. We think rt is stealing the funds because he
is accumulating vast amounts of Boone’s Farm strawberry wine and Marc Mode is
still being awfully chummy towards rt. “He
Who References Himself on the Huff n Puff” (HWRH) is still jealous. But he has a pretty blue hat from the UN.
And to update you on GunnyG, SSGT, BrianR, onceamarine,
Marine Dad, Lumberjack, and the others who were first asked to assist in the
official “Official Momma Lib and Rosie Evac Plan” – well, they are still
laughing. The VA is seeking medical
attention for them now that they have not stopped laughing since last
weekend.
Rumors are still circulating that the DNC plans to hold a
debate in Smellrose Place
if all the candidates can arrange their schedules. We’ll keep you posted.
And there is a picture of the airlift that we hope to get
posted soon. So check back often.
And another day ends in Smellrose
Place….
© 2008 BmanIII
Productions