Posted by
BmanIII on Friday, February 29, 2008 6:32:55 PM
Thornton, Co 80601 – A Day in the Life of a Troll
Welcome to Thornton, CO
80601 – A Day in the Life of a
Troll. Here we chronicle the daily
insipid lives of the citizens of Smellrose Place. As you will come to realize, the life of a
liberal troll leaves a lot for one to desire. For being a liberal troll anywhere, but especially in Smellrose
Place is not a good thing.
Most of our residents consist of fat, ugly, FUPA bearing,
beings that truly hate themselves, live in a constant state of denial (which by
the way, is not a river in Egypt), lead extraordinarily boring existences, and
above all loathe the U.S.A. and everything for which is represents.
We have a diverse range of citizens of Smellrose
Place. That
which ranges from our town crier and retired self-proclaimed educator, a
professional Navy Pilot that has also been a secret spy and too numerous other
positions which we can not list here because the Town Hall servers are limited
in storage space. Then there is “He Who
References Himself on The Huff n Puff” when providing links to his
sources. It has been rumored that he is
a fat head also. We have the usual “I
live in my Mommie’s Basement”. And there
is, of course, the 30 something young “man” who never leaves his mother’s
basement except for the first of the month when the welfare checks come in.
What is really interesting is that all of these trolls
co-exist in a world known only to themselves. Except for the times when they have to bring the young’ins in to the
welfare office to qualify for more benefits and to pick up the free cheese down
at the corner of Maytag Circle
and Westinghouse Blvd.
This is just a small sampling of what is yet to come so we
hope you check back often as I hope to update on a regular basis. Which means I “hope” to “change” it often.
Credits for portions of the daily chronicles should go to
YLG, MsOz, Lolo, and Max Power. But this
would not be possible without the material provided by the non-taxpaying
citizens of Smellrose Place
in:
Thornton,
CO 80601 –
A Day in the Life of a Troll
© 2008 by BmanIII
http://thornton.blogtownhall.com